If you wore the style in high school,
do not repeat.
Repeat offenders are sad.
So very sad.
Colorful accents can make a boring
outfit more interesting. There is a happy
medium between boring and Charo.
Find that medium.
Buy the size that fits, no matter what
size you think you are (trust us).
Bike shorts are not okay unless you
are a professional cyclist or going
cycling. If you do wear them to go
cycling take them off immediately
after. They probably stink anyway.
Don’t try to hide extra weight with
baggy clothes. Tents are great to camp
in, but no one should wear one.
Don’t misuse white. We have to think
someone came up with that rule for
a reason. Winter white is acceptable
if it is the right shade and fabric. Don’t
wear a summer fabric in winter.
All embroidered sweaters must
die. Don’t curse the helpless people
with your donation. Just let it die.
When it comes to pants, there is such a
thing as a good high and bad high.
If they fit like a secondary
bra, let us introduce low rise. Hey,
we would even settle for mid rise.
If you don’t know what looks good
on your body type (we sympathize)
and suggest you check out
a couple of episodes of
(our personal favorite)
What Not to Wear.
Push-up bra + office setting =
office skank.
Although athletic pants are
comfortable. They should never
grace any office. They might be black,
but they don’t count as dress pants.
Wear panty-hose with caution and
NEVER, I repeat NEVER with your
gym clothes.
We all loved Rose (Golden Girls)
but no one should want to be her.
i.e. appropriate use:
cocktail parties/formal events/funerals
(use your best judgment)
They are called daisy dukes for
a reason. Let Daisy wear them.
You can’t wear everything you see
on T.V.. Just because it’s cute on her,
doesn't mean it’s cute on you.
Sad, but true. It happens to the best of us.
When it comes to fashion less isn’t more.
More is more. At Amor we love more. |